Twilight by Stephenie Meyer ~Review~

★★★.5 stars

41865Recently, Netflix added the first three Twilight movies on so I decided to re-watch them all and after doing this I decided I would read the books since I had never read them before.

Going into this book, I knew exactly what I was getting into. Or, at least, I knew what everyone said about this book. I had heard that Twilight was the worst series in the world and that Bella was a horrible character. I had heard that Stephenie Meyer couldn’t write to save a life, whatever that saying means. And I had heard that the love triangle was to die for, and not in a good way, in a way that meant you would actually kill yourself because of it.

One of the reasons I read this book was because of Taylor Lautner, aka Jacob Black, aka Werewolf Extraordinaire. He is just so attractive and just … yum. I needed to have the whole Jacob Black experience so I picked up the book at the library. Sadly, Jacob isn’t in a lot of the first book, but my favorite scene is when Jacob and Bella are walking on the beach together. It’s so cute when he’s all small and adorable and ignorant of girls. Ack he’s so pretty.

My four favorite things about this book were a) JACOB b) Mike c) the Cullen family (except my problems with Edward d) CHARLIE (poor baby) and also e) the setting.

Mike is such a great character. I feel so bad for him because he tries so hard to befriend Bella and be there for her while she just takes him for granted. I thought he was such a good character and that he was really mature. When Bella turned him down he took it really well and was still her friend afterwards. I wish Bella had given him a chance.

The Cullen family is another thing I really loved. I loved their characters, especially Alice and Carlisle. I loved the history of where Carlisle came from. I also liked how calm and reasonable he was. I liked that Alice was really welcoming to Bella and her special powers. Emmett and Rosalie were really cute and Jasper was pretty great. Also, Esme is so cute as a mother.

Next, Charlie. I feel so bad for Charlie! He just tries to be a good father and Bella just sort of ignores him. And then that scene on page 393! She just leaves him and says what her mother last said. I was just heartbroken! I know Bella thought she was doing the best thing she could, but I wish she could’ve just taken him with her. He is just so ignorant of the whole thing and Bella seems not to care about him enough to tell him.

Forks, Washington. It just seems like such a magical place with all the mist and the forest and rain. I love rain. I love it. Yay.

The issues I have with this book are a) Bella b) Edward’s indecisiveness/stalkerish ways c) the sparkling.

Bella is just so… Bella. She doesn’t give anyone a chance. She seems to be so uppity and she seems to see herself above normal high school students. She also sees herself as below them and not as pretty as them, which is weird because she’s slightly humble and snobby at the same time. She hardly gives anyone other than Edward the time of day.

Edward is an odd character. One second he acts obsessed with Bella and tries to get close to her. The next second he is pushing her away and is trying to get over her. He is super indecisive to the point where I can’t take any of his decisions seriously. Also, the watching her sleep thing. That’s not okay.

Lastly, the sparkling. Why? Just why?

Would recommend if you like: Second rate novels, who’s main plot is obsessive romance.

12+

 

 

How to be a Woman by Caitlin Moran

★★★★★ stars

“An in – your – face, feminist novel that you will not be able to put down.”

I 12853720read this book because I am in Emma Watson’s book club, called Our Shared Shelf. I had never heard of Caitlin Moran until I saw this book, but apparently she is huge over in Britain. She had her first novel published at 15, a feat which I am trying to accomplish (six months to go).

I did not know what to expect from this novel, since I had heard mixed reviews, but I was completely blown out of the water by how amazing and humorous this book was.

It took me not even three days to read this book. I read it in class, walking home from the bus, and in spare minutes between choir rehearsal. I was encaptivated from the very beginning. Even from the index I could tell that this was going to be a wonderful ride of a book. The chapters had titles like “I Need a Bra!” and “I Encounter Some Sexism!”. Each and every chapter was a fabulous joyride of laughter mixed with more serious topics.

It is in a memoir style with feminist lessons thrown in. She discusses abortion, porn, strip clubs, etc. All in her own amazingly sassy, loud style. Please read this book. I know it says “How to Be a Woman”, but even if you are a man please read. This book is life changing.

Would Recommend If You Like: Feminism!

15+ – adult language – adult themes